An Oregon surgeon says: ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ An Ohio surgeon, responds: ‘Sure, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.’
The third surgeon from Massachusetts. says: ‘No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’
An Alabama surgeon, chimes in: ‘You know, I like construction workers … those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.’
But the Washington DC surgeon shut them all up when he observed: ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.’
Thanks to Glenda Warn / The Rag Blog
