The Instant, Sure-Fire, Politically Viable, Guaranteed Way to Get Out of Iraq Now
The Democrats and Republicans who oppose Bush’s war in Iraq face a political quandary–pulling the plug on the war seems (or can be portrayed as) pulling the plug on the American troops before they’ve finished their mission there. But the mission there has become so complex, and so interwoven with other issues, that it’s become a Gordian Knot–so intricately interwoven it can not be untangled. Well, the myth tells us that the real Gordian Knot was undone with a simple slice of a sword. Similarly, opponents of the war can slice through it with an equally elegant solution, which can be summarized in two words:
Declare victory.
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